Some wise words on drinking

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
*Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
* Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
* Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
* Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
* Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
* Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
* David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
* Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
* Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
* Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
* Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
* George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
* Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
* For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
* Homer Simpson

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
* Catherine Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
* W.C. Fields

"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm."
* G. Colette (1873-1954)

"What have sex in a canoe and American beer got in common?
Both are f****** close to water"
* Monty Python