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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......

You ever fell in love with your sister.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

You can easily describe what Ewok tastes like.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain’t right."

You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y’all."

You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblence to Chewbacca.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.

You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with red wood deck.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

You have ever accidently referred to Darth Vader’s evil empire as "them damn Yankees."

You think Han Solo would look better in flannel ‘cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.

You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son. Y’all come on over to the Dark Side...it’ll be a hoot!"

You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.