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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation
to the next, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount. But in modern business, because heavy
investment factors are taken into consideration, other strategies are
often tried with dead horses, including the following:
- Buying
a stronger whip.
- Changing
riders.
- Threatening
the horse with termination.
- Appointing
a committee to study the horse.
- Arranging
to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
- Lowering
the standards so that dead horses can be included.
- Reclassifying
the dead horse as "living-impaired". .
- Hiring
outside contractors to ride the dead horse. .
- Harnessing
several dead horses together to increase speed.
- Providing
additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
- Doing a
productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's
performance.
- Declaring
that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes
more to the bottom line than some other horses.
- Rewriting
the expected performance requirements for all horses.
- Promoting
the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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