When in Room...

Signs and notices seen around the world by corporate travellers:-

In a Copenhagen airline office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

An advert in a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

On the menu of a Swiss retaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to conplain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When a passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bankok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream.