Telling Anagrams

Tony Blair PM - I'm Tory Plan B
Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien
The Houses of Parliament - Loonies far up the Thames
Francois Mitterand - Mad strain of cretin
Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case
The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
Acorn Computers - Crap to consumer
Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend
Home and Away - Aha..yawn mode
Eldorado - Real dodo
Arnold Schwarzenegger - He's grown large 'n' crazed
Madonna, the material girl - Real dim man-eating harlot
Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad
Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester - Boddington's stomach ache fermenter
Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive - Pint 'o' lager virtually erases sexiness
Pentium Processor - Computerises porn
Motorway Service Station - I eat coronary vomit stews
Performance related pay - Mere end of year claptrap